Anybody have a list of the Jehovah's Witnesses "bedroom laws"?

Um, no blood transfusions, so if you like it rough, you're screwed. (figuratively speaking....). Also, if one of you sneezes while you're making love, you can't say God Bless You. You are also not allowed to have on Birthdays, Christmas or Easter, otherwise it might be seen as a meaningless celebration of God.